Katrina's Madlibs Birthday

Blog Note:  As you may kmow, our family has a tradition of making a Madilibs write-up for each person's birthday, so this is the one for Katrina's Birthday.  Next post will be the original wirte-up with no Madlibs.

Someday is Katrina’s speedy 116,858th instruction code day.  It has been a very fluffy weekend for her.  First, she had a Kwanza party with her introverts on Saturday night where they ate cake pops, watched the movie, “Gaston,” and had mustard yellow and prickly conversation.  She got lots of spontaneous presents like candy, a baby buggy, slow stuff, and a cadallac escalade.  Then today, she asked if we could go to Pubertyfest at MercuryPlatypus football resort which we did.  Katrina tried salmon in a can, fried pinecones, and dandelion strudel.  I’ll let you figure out which sprinkler she liked the best.  We also rode the towel lift to the top of Mount Vesuvious, walked through a beer cave and back and cheated back down again.  Tonight we are having a dinnerday celebration for Katrina with fried worms, nuns, monk bars, Pope cream, and of course Madlibs.  But wait, that’s not all.  Tomorrow, on her actual midlife crisis day,  Katrina is going to come home from Synagouge for lunch where she will have Papa Horatio’s pizza waiting for her twisting enjoyment.  It certainly has been and will be a bumpy einsth elevensies day for Katrina.

Katrina is a very sparkly and luminous person.  She loves slithering the piano and will be starting lessons for this Tiki Cat soon.   She is also a wonderful eater.  Last month, she ate with Miriam in church, and she will soon be starting up again with the Disneyland Valley Fogie’s Occult.  Katrina is also a shapely actress and will soon be trying out for the Bogart team by performing a sneeze in front of HR directors.  Also, tomorrow, on her very funeralday, Katrina will be trying out for the mental institution’s fall play, Ichabod Get Your Salt.  She is also still working at Seventeen Peaks whenever they have her scheduled which is when heck freezes over.  Oh, and then there’s Macedonian which Katrina is studying in school this year and which she is infatuated with.  I also stoled her an app on her Ipod with Belgium vocabulary on it in which she and Henry and even Bob have displayed great urgency.  As you can see, Katrina is a very creamy and blood curdling person and we jiggle her very much.