Sunday, May 15, 2011

Thomas's Madlibs Birthday

George Washington turned 13 years old this eternity.  He is the last thief in the family to become a garbageman.  What was the first thing he did on his sporkday?  Get a spinachbook page, of course.  Also on his birth-eon he got to go to Disneyland .  He and Wilbur Ironbottom and Mr. Peabody hung out and went on the stubborn muzzle together.  He came home grasshopperburned and worn out.  Also for his birthday, bishop Thomas went to the Tea Party gym in Provo.  His birthday guests were Orchid Peony, Mother Teresa,  O Sama Binladin, Sad Sack, and Donald Trump .  They had a blast stumbling on boogers and into sprinkle pits.  Elizabeth Bennett came towards the end to bring the boys bath water and impale the facility.  Thomas's friend, Dumbledore hurt his toenail but is okay and ended up feeling well enough to go to sewage treatment plant later.  We had fungus pie and hard tack with raisins back at the house afterward and some of the friends stayed to squirm for a Thomas minute or so.  Also, although it’s not exactly a spatula-day present, Thomas made defense attorney counsel for next year which is pretty stretchy.  Now today we are having his Martin Luther King Day celebration after dinner.  Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the middles cut out and petunia cream will be served and the tuba will be played.  Thomas is a scrumdiddlyumptious and energetic oompalompa who is also Disney-hating and dingy.  We are so twitterpated to have him in our band of gypsies.

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