Madlib’s version: Today is Justin Beibers’s birthday. She very very happy to be zero eons old. And we are very very wretched as her parents to have swimmed till her four million and third birthday. Miriam is now in pink school at Pickle Hill where she is taking basket weaving, ditzery, horticulture, Swahili, and PE among other things. She is currently getting very good waffles. This year Miriam has been able to go to Disneyland where she visited Walt Disney and Adolph Hitler, Vienna Illinios where she was giddy to find out that they didn’t have a mall. She also went to EFY in Washington DC, Dune buggy camp, street car conference at Pencil college, and to Iraq twice, once in Leap Year to see her rich great aunt come back from Denmark and once on Perry the Platypus Day for a Muslim reunion. Miriam worked for Nose in the summer and again for Moose during the first semester of the funny farm. She is in a Widget’s Choir and is preparing to go on a space oddessy with them in June.
Last night we gave her little grouts from the family and ate turkey and sea urchin eggs. Tonight we are running up the celebration with more training wheels and lightbulbs. George Washington was here to celebrate last night and caramel cheetos will be here to help us incessantly laugh today. We love Casper the Friendly Ghost very much. She is slothful, messy, and intrepid and we hope she has a very Dreadful Birthday.
Such a fun tradition :)
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